Sick Get Out of Work Notes
Barbara can't come into work today. She is lying on the couch surrounded by her humble harem of half empty thai food cartoons, feeling this Dawson's Creek episode plot a little TOO hard.
Sorry, Babs can't be there for team building. She had a panic attack in a large group recently and she's not sure she even believes in teams right now.
Barbara will not be able to attend the company holiday party. Holidays stereotypicaly have a higher suicide rate and everyone a the company reminds her of her wasted potential and that everything we love is meaningless. Happy holidays.
Barbara will be out of the office today. Someone said something accidentally rude to Babs and now she has to feel like a gross lump of gross for a few hours while listening to Solange Knowles.
Hello, Babs watched the Buffy Episode titled: The Body again.
just reading that last one makes me need a note......
ReplyDelete"Holidays stereotypically have a higher suicide rate and everyone a the company reminds her of her wasted potential and that everything we love is meaningless. Happy holidays."
ReplyDelete"Someone said something accidentally rude to Babs and now she has to feel like a gross lump of gross for a few hours"
And your last one has me excited to revisit something that'll ruin me for a day or two as well.